Welcome to the Internet #
Alo, Salut,
here are a few things to catch you up:
• The Internet was invented by Al Gore
• The King of the Internet is Tim Burners-Lee, the Queen is Lala (formerly Jenni)
• Internet Truth #1: the fox will always outsmart the explorer
• Laughing My Ass Off
• When you need to find something, you can google it on yahoo or MSN
• All knowledge, secrets, art, contraband and swearing live on the Internet
• Shut The Fuck Up
• If the Internet is ever attacked, it has it's own Star Kid defender
• when you digg for news you should redd it and hope you never get slashdotted in ya boingboing
• be right back
• The Internet is no place for a bike ride
• make sure you don't loose your base, or your frog
• Laugh Out Loud
• The Internet is so lovely, even the Hamster Dance, and the Baby, and the Badger, and the Banana, and Matt
• Oh My God
• You can watch all your favorite TV shows on Your Tube
• Not Safe For Work
• Spam is a great source ofblood sport
• Internet Truth #2: a sucker uses AOL every day
• What The Fuck
• A friend in need will add you if you take a second
• Roll On Floor Laughing
• The Internet is a nice place to spend a lazy Sunday
• If thy religion offends thee, try another, or another
• Read The Fucking Manual
• Internet Truth #3: Keith and The Girl are funny, Adam Curry is not
• The Internet has it's own Ninja advice service which will never flip out
• Beware of Snakes on the Internet, Oh and goats(e) [NSFW]
enjoy yourself and don't clog up the tubes ;)
here are a few things to catch you up:
• The Internet was invented by Al Gore
• The King of the Internet is Tim Burners-Lee, the Queen is Lala (formerly Jenni)
• Internet Truth #1: the fox will always outsmart the explorer
• Laughing My Ass Off
• When you need to find something, you can google it on yahoo or MSN
• All knowledge, secrets, art, contraband and swearing live on the Internet
• Shut The Fuck Up
• If the Internet is ever attacked, it has it's own Star Kid defender
• when you digg for news you should redd it and hope you never get slashdotted in ya boingboing
• be right back
• The Internet is no place for a bike ride
• make sure you don't loose your base, or your frog
• Laugh Out Loud
• The Internet is so lovely, even the Hamster Dance, and the Baby, and the Badger, and the Banana, and Matt
• Oh My God
• You can watch all your favorite TV shows on Your Tube
• Not Safe For Work
• Spam is a great source of
• Internet Truth #2: a sucker uses AOL every day
• What The Fuck
• A friend in need will add you if you take a second
• Roll On Floor Laughing
• The Internet is a nice place to spend a lazy Sunday
• If thy religion offends thee, try another, or another
• Read The Fucking Manual
• Internet Truth #3: Keith and The Girl are funny, Adam Curry is not
• The Internet has it's own Ninja advice service which will never flip out
• Beware of Snakes on the Internet, Oh and goats(e) [NSFW]
enjoy yourself and don't clog up the tubes ;)
